Skip to content

10 Easy Payments

October 2, 2010

File:Billy Mays Portrait Cropped.jpg

Fellas is your shyness around women crippling love life?

Has a woman ever told you that you are too passive?

Do you suffer from a case of The Dreaded Niceguyism, also known as Adair’s Disease?!

Are you in a DROUGHT?!

If you answered any of those questions with a yes, You probably come off very weak, feeble, and impotent. This is a common problem that is very difficult to shake. Many men try to solve it with Extenze and Issey Miyake…those men generally fail.

If you do not want to join Lyfe Jennings and the Extenze users in becoming statistics…then I have just the product for you!

Let me introduce you to my patented program:

“So You Are Bitchmade? 12 Difficult Steps For Getting Respect From the Shones That Son You On the Regular”

This isn’t your average self-help program, my scientifically proven program can turn you into the Rebel,Artist,Jock,Sophisticate, Suave Geek, Rouge, Goon, or Educated Thug she lusts for!

The secret lies in “The Mango Principle“.

Independent laboratory tests prove:

My system works 187% of the Time

Kill Skirts Dead!

All you have to do is PayPal me 10 Easy Payments of $45.95!

But wait! There’s more! Order now, and you will receive, free of charge mind you, a link to a P-90X torrent!

You Must Act Now!

For You Vaginal Trauma Will No Longer Just Be A Plot Device Used Law And Order:SVU, It Will Be The Result of You Beating The Pussy Up!

This is an opportunity you can not pass up!

You can’t put a price tag on being a lady killer!

André 3000 didn’t!

File:Andre Benjamin.jpg

André 3000 is an alum of our program. He went from the shy guy 1/2 of the Hip Hop Duo OutKast to becoming a style icon and sex symbol, and so can YOU!

Operators are standing by.

Advertisements
4 Comments leave one →
  1. October 3, 2010 1:02 am

    Okay, you killed me dead (no Billy Mays) with this post… you are a fool!

  2. October 3, 2010 8:11 am

    hello!This was a really fabulous post!
    I come from roma, I was luck to come cross your website in wordpress
    Also I get much in your topic really thanks very much i will come again

  3. Melizmatic permalink
    October 13, 2010 8:03 pm

    *lmao!

    You’s a straight fool.

Trackbacks

  1. Tweets that mention 10 Easy Payments « Watch Me Yule -- Topsy.com

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: