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Another Candidate Enters The Race

August 6, 2010

Pretty soon we may see Wyclef Jean on Twitter’s Verified World Leader’s list. Toussaint will weep.

By now you should/may have heard about Wyclef Jean’s bid to be president of Haiti. My response to his announcement was meh. Mr. Jean could not keep The Fugees together, or record a cover of “We Are The World” that did not embarrass all both who listened to it, and those who participated in its creation What has possessed him to think he can keep a country together and on the right path that has suffered like Haiti has during its past and present. I dismiss his candidacy, but the idea of a Hip Hop musician running for Haiti’s presidency is not a bad idea. We just need the right one. Rick Ross is that candidate.

Mr. Ross’ thinks he’s  Mandela…Winston Churchill.

The Ross 5 or So Point Plan

  • Re-Brand Haiti by stealing the name of another nation-state. Haiti would be re-named Kemet.
  • Throw opulent parties at the Presidential Palace that draw leaders from all over the world to Haiti where he gets them drunk and photos them in compromising positions. Use those photos to negotiate favorable aid and trade packages.
  • Call in favors from Pablo Noriega. The real Noriega, who owes him a hundred favors.
  • Curry favor with The Illuminati.
  • Host history’s greatest presidential inauguration.

Here is Rick mingling with World(Illuminati) leaders(photo below)

Rick Ross will have the best Hip Hop related reign since “Eric B. was president.” So do the right thing Haiti, and vote for Ross and the future.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. August 6, 2010 8:14 pm

    OMG…LOLOLOLOL. Rick ROSS?!?!?! Really?

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    August 9, 2010 3:53 pm

    Of historical interest — You can see a clip of Toussaint’s last moments in prison from the award-winning new short film “The Last Days of Toussaint L’Ouverture” at http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2468184/

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