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My Ultimate Goon Squad….

June 11, 2010

One day I will get fed up with being on the right side of the law, and build myself a criminal empire. We will have our hands in every racket you can think of, drugs, sex trafficking, extortion, cyber crime, etc and et-motherfucking-al.

Dash in 20 Years

Samus Aran: Collections: She is a battle hardened warrior and experienced bounty hunter. If someone does not come correct with my funds, I will be confident sending Samus to collect.

Bell: Chief of The Flesh Peddling Wing of My Organization:

Bell is blessed with vision. He is the first pimp to successfully collectivize and organize the pimps of New York City. I think that he has the charisma and know how to successfully collectivize the entire world’s sex trafficking trade.

Rick Ross: Drug Czar: This intimidating chap has connections through out the criminal underworld because of his ties to the prison system, and his time in the entertainment industry. Rick is a native of Miami, one of the world’s most prominent drug ports. He has the knowledge of trafficking only a native of The 305 would posses. Plus he knows Pablo Noriega. The Real Noriega, who owes him a hundred favors. His status as prominent musician whose ties to the streets have been questioned gives him the perfect cover.

Rahm Emannuel: Political Liason: Do you trust this nigga? I do. Obama shouldn’t because he is on #TeamDash. Rahm’s a cold and calculating mensh who brilliantly plotted Obama’s rise to The White House. Even if Obama turns out to be a one and done president I highly doubt a man as brilliant as Rahm will be very far from the levers of power ever again.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. June 14, 2010 3:49 am

    LMAO, I have been telling people that Rahm is gangsta for a minute now.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

  2. Tony Tescadero permalink
    August 31, 2010 1:27 am

    Boo! This is cool…EXCEPT…
    Rick Ross deserves no recognition for anything. “Niggas be actors, niggas deserve Oscars”

    lol.

  3. September 1, 2010 11:36 am

    nice squad u put 2gether cuz….

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