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These Things I Believe

January 5, 2010

1. Cobra Commander is the greatest villain of the 80s. He was better than Reagan and Crack Cocaine combined.

Q:Who can do this, and not get any lip from Peta? A:Cobra Motherfucking Commander

2. Mayo ruins any sandwich.

3. Spring is better than summer.

4. Living in a place where it snows regularly would lead me to having suicidal thoughts. God I hate snow.

5. The benchpress is overrated.

6. Peter Tosh better than Bob Marley.

7. “Dirty Diana” is Michael Jackson’s best song.

8. For You is The Artist’s most sensual album.

9. Tea can cure anything.

10. That it is always better to go with the flow. Rushing things leads to mistakes.

11. It is necessary for every party animal to be able to execute a quality Kid N’ Play when the time arises.

The Ability To Pull This Off Is A Must For Friendship With The Dash Mang.

12. It is awesome to be one of the few who is nasty enough to call Janet, Ms. Jackson.

13. Bruce LeRoy’s lameness should have disqualified him from getting the draws in The Last Dragon. Him and Vanity? Get real.

He had the glow, and should have gotten the hoes.

14. Arguing over who is the top shotta in your crew can lead to consequences and repercussions.

15. Pumpkin pie is an abomination. Short live sweet potatoe pie.

16. Trini Women are the devil.

17. “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em” gets a bad rap. It is also one of the best album names of all time.

18. Arguing with women, queens, and Jamaicans is a waste of time. They will never concede defeat or use logic.

19. Craig Sager’s 2009 All Star fit had potential. The ingredients were there to put together a quality fit.https://thecochranfirm.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post-new.php

20. Every bachelor should have three go-to meals that they can prepare for their brizz.\

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. September 16, 2010 2:20 pm

    Trini women are the devil?!?

    I’m crushed.

    • September 16, 2010 5:10 pm

      I have had weird relations with Trinis. They do have the world’s most hypnotic walks.

  2. September 16, 2010 3:22 pm

    I concur that Mayo ruins every sandwich. Not only that, but I can’t taste it AND it adds fat and calories.. So mustard it is..

    3. Autumn is better than every season combined.. But yes, if Spring down here was any different from Summer.. Then I would love Spring second..

    11. Just the other day I was doing the whole House Party scene in my living room.. Why don’t enough Dj’s play old hip hop? *Sigh*

    16. Arguing with Jamaicans!? Since I was raised in the U.S. I won’t fuss you out too hard..

    And I’m not gonna agree with that MIchael Jackson pick, the guitar in it was a bit much for me..

    • September 16, 2010 5:12 pm

      I had Jamaican room mates, who never seemed to let anything go. I am still involved in a beef over butter usage from 2004.

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